saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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