just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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