Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If I die, sorry about rent.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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