NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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