I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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