Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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