Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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