you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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