My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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