Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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