We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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