so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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