I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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