is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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