question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.