Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She needs sedatives and a leash
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
40s are totally the cure
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.