i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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