how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
How does one acquire holy water?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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