well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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