I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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