garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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