It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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