i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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