Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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