It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just forgot I was standing up.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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