Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.