North Korea, Best Korea!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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