I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.