My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.