are you so shy because you have an std?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion