The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i wish my penis had a tongue
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it