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• (253): View more from Washington

  I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy

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• (818): View more from California

  Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.

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• (818): View more from California

  ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Why would you get kicked out?

  (574): View more from Indiana

  Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"

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