My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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