I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Even my vagina gasped.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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