It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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