So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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