He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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