ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
its liver damage thursday
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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