New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
