oh god the rape fog is back!
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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