I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize