Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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