i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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