He uses pillows to masturbate.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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