I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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