I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You ruined the universe
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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