Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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