Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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