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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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