did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Randomize
