Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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