Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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