we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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