If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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