BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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