i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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