its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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