She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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