my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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