Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
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