Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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