theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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