I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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